DON’T GIVE A STATEMENT
Don’t give a statement, no matter what you do,
Don’t give a statement, to thine own self be true.
Please don’t help the insurance company get yourself screwed
So don’t give a statement, no matter what you do.
The adjuster gave me a call, she sounded so sweet
Her sultry voice had me laughing, swept me off my feet,
Then she said those magic words that John had warned me
“Can I just get a quick statement, IT’s OUR POLICY”
I had a lapse in judgment, my brain had nearly froze
The adjuster put me in a trance from my head down to my toes
She asked me the same questions, in 14 different ways.
Now I can’t remember them, I’m worn out from the haze
I was under the influence of hydrocodone
I held the phone in my sweaty hands, I listened to her drone.
I don’t remember a thing I said, but afterwards I cried,
3 days later, MY CLAIM HAD BEEN DENIED.